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Nobody Makes me bleed my
own blood.
(dodgeball)
Tiny salmon swimming in a stream
Tiny salmon chasing that impossible
dream
The mynah bird says, "Caw. Ca-Caw"
The chimpanzee says, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
The friendly owl says, "Hoo! Ha-hoo!"
But the salmon can only say, "Bloobloobloobloo.
Blooboloobloobloo. Blooboloobolooooo
And it's sad.
(road trip)
Ooh, Ouchtown, population
you, bro!
(teenage mutant
ninja turtles)
I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.
(dodgeball)
Richie, I think these guys are
very sick.
(mars attacks!)
-So anyways, I was standing there waiting
to use the pay phone.
-Yeah, he was, seriously.
-And this guy who was on the phone, turns
around and tips his hat like this.
-And who do you think that guy was?
-Emilio Estevez.
-The Mighty Duck
man, I swear to God, I was there.
-Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
-
I was like, "Emilio!!!!!"
(A night at the roxbury)
You're going down like a sweet muffin!
(dodgeball)
My name is B-rad. Not Robbie van Winkle. I like my lattes
non-fat and don't fo-get the sprinkle.
(malibu's most wanted)
I'm not a crook, I'm ambitious. There's a
difference.
(mars attacks!)
Wise man say: forgiveness
is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
(teenage mutant ninja turtles)
Well, that's it. Good guy wins. Bad guy loses.
Big freagin' surprise. That's the problem with the American cinema: Can't handle any complexity. "Whoa! Don't make me think!"
(dodgeball)
Kindly do not
attempt to cloud the issue with facts.
(mary poppins)
Cricket? Nobody understands cricket!
You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
(teenage mutant ninja turtles)
Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my
chapstick, feelin' kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick.
(malibu's most wanted)
I have
shareholders. You haven't even got cup holders.
(dodgeball)
-What's this about you breaking
a rake and throwing it in the woods?
-I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of
wood and I thought he should be with his family.
(happy gilmore)
Though we adore men individually,
we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.
(mary poppins)
-I'm gonna catch up with you
guys later. I'm gonna have a bathroom... go to the drink... in the bathroom.
-Whatever you do, wash your hands.
(dodgeball)
-You're a claustrophobic.
-You want a fist in the mouth? I've never
even looked at another guy!
(teenage mutant ninja
turtles)
-If you stole it, how come
you've got a reciept?
-I stole that too
(malibu's most wanted)
View hallo? Faith
and begora, it's them redcoats again!
(mary poppins)
I ran up the door, closed the stairs,
said my pajamas, and put on my prayers, turned off the bed, and hopped into light, all becaue you kissed me goodnight.
-What make you think you know what goes down up in the hood anyway?
-BET
(malibu's most wanted)
Yeah, well tough rocks, pal.
(teenage mutant ninja turtles)
-Just stay out of my way or you'll
pay, listen to what I say.
-Hey why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay,
I just may, what'd ya say?
(happy gilmore)
I broke the window again.
(a night at the roxbury)
Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot,
so it kinda works out
(billy madison)
-As a matter of fact, since you hired
Mary Poppins, the most extraordinary things seem to have come over the household.
- Is that so.
-Take Ellen for
instance. She hasn't broken a dish all morning.
-Really. Well, that is extraordinary.
(mary poppins)
Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair.
Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really.
Stop looking at me, swan.
(billy madison)
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