Ami's Obsessions Quote List

Should I Smile Because We're Friends, Or Cry Because That’s All We'll Ever Be?

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself. (Timecop)

How come you have all the time in the world to go out and make other girls love you, but you don't have time for the one who already does?

Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color? (ELF)

You Do Not Need A Parachute To Skydive!. ...You Only Need A Parachute To Skydive Twice

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God

If You Think My Eyes Are Beautiful .... It's Because They're Looking At You

Did the lawyer split?(Thir13en Ghosts)

It's not my fault I fell for him... he tripped me!!!

A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are for.

I've got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.(Strongbad)

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.(Mark Twain)

I can't use her chapstick, you sicko!!(Napoleon Dynamite)

If you love someone and tell them, they might break your heart... but if you love someone and never tell them, you might break theirs.

Goats? (Thir13en Ghosts)

Why is it that there are only two funny, smart, attractive, rich, athletic, guys in the entire world... and they're dating each other?!

nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.(Napoleon Dynamite)

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money. (Good Charlotte)

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Down it goes, into my belly... (Anchorman)

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! (Napoleon Dynamite)

-We're not crazy. We should've bought a squirrel, but we didn't buy a squirrel.
- Which is why we stole the rocket car.

(rat race)

-I love... carpet. [pause] I love... desk.
- Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
-I love lamp.
-Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
- I love lamp! I love lamp.

(Anchorman)

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

(Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.

(Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

You say you're willing to die for love but you know nothing about dying and you know nothing about love!

(Troy)

Imagine a king who fights his own battles. Wouldn't that be a sight?

(Troy)

movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!

(Scream)

Life is like a movie. Only you can't pick your genre.

(Scream)

Zoinks! Them peppers is like, hot!

(Scooby Doo)

There's a formula to it. A very simple formula!

(Scream)