They say you can't be killed.
Well, I wouldn't be
bothering with the shield then, would I?(troy)
-Well I was a boyscout, you were a boyscout
too right Tom?
- No but I ate a brownie once.
(without a paddle)
Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!
(elf)
Hey! I found
a nickel!
(fairly odd parents)
I've got good news and bad news...
The good news is, I named my nickel Phillip.
The bad news is... it's a GIRL nickel!!!
(fairly odd parents)
I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite
(elf)
I never thought I'd be happy
to hear anything that sounds like Creed.
(without a paddle)
Can you please be serious for 5 minutes?
My record is 4 but I think I can do it.
(without a paddle)
I can do whatever I want. I'm eccentric. Grrr!
(rat race)
Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious
.(Scream 2)
Come back here, stupid hardware guy!
(rat race)
Look! A drifter, let's kill him!
(rat race)
You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.
(elf)
I got to act tough or these people will beat up me a lot
(scooby doo 2)
I'm what neurologists call slow!
(without a paddle)
Not now Arctic Puffin!
(elf)
Talk me down, man. Talk me down.
(scooby doo)
I agree. That is a great idea. All we've got to do is jump up over that
100-foot waterfall, swim upstream 20 miles, get the sheriff on the phone... he liked us, I remember. And he'll send out a
rescue boat. And... hey, there's a beer in the river. Cool.
(without a paddle)
I don't know about homicide, but you've sure got me for raising my voice in a public
library.
(scream 2)
I'm not stupid I'm just... okay wait... I'm stupid.
I LOVE this guy. I mean, this is a great guy right here. I stroke your head. I
stroke you.
(Knoxx)
Mmm... squirrel.
(without a paddle)
What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?
(she's all that)
My soul is an island,
my car is a Ford.
(she's all that)
I had a dream once. I was on a bus... all my teeth started falling out. My
mother was in the back... eating biscuits. Everything smelled of bacon. It was weird.
(LOST)
It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells
like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me...
(elf)
...Knock-knock.
-Who's there?
-Sh!
- But--
-
Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before
you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.
(austin powers)
I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
(elf)
