I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell.
Dancing cucumber. Dancing cucumber. Dancing cucumber, dance dance, yeah.
Maybe it's time I switched to decaf.
I got evicted now I'm livin on the streets, my spirits lifted..oh wait. that wasn't me.
I take back what I said about intelligent life on Earth.
Yeah. It's kinda like that.
In closing, I look good in red. So, so, good.
I didn't do it!
Help! I've fallen and I can't....hey nice carpet.
Those who laugh last, laugh loudest. Probably because they don't get
the joke.
Drama is life with the dull parts cut out.
There is a light at the end of every tunnel. . .pray it's not a train.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what have they been feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's
not your fault...
Somewhere out there, 'neath the pale moonlight, someone's thinking of me, and
loving me tonight.
There's a kind of emptiness that can fill you,
there's a kind of hunger that can eat you up.
There's a cold and darker side of the moonlight,
and there's a lonely side of love.
Can music save your mortal soul?
Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get... I would throw them at people in the food
court.
I'm through with guys
They all tell lies
They break your hearts
and make you cry
Loving guys is such a sin...
Hey! Check out that guy who just walked in!
Anyone who thinks sunshine is pure happiness has never danced in the rain.
Be you… everyone else is taken.
Take the first chance you get,
because you might never get a second one
If evil plan
to destroy the earth, where are they gonna live?
You have not lived until you
have found someone worth dying for.
Life shouldn’t be measured in the breaths we take, but in the moments that take our breath away.
